Category Archives: Things They Do
4. Wear Designer Clothing
Recently, I won a contest for 2 free VIP tickets to the Sassy City Chicks Fashion Bash Sample Sale. I decided to enter the contest for two reasons: The awesome free swag that comes at these events Attending the event … Continue reading
3. Drink Water
I grew up on sugar. Yes I mean “on sugar” since these days eating sugar has become as taboo as smoking cigarettes. During my childhood, the kool-aid man was an icon in my parent’s house. Don’t judge! You don’t know him … Continue reading
2. Run Marathons
The ultimate test of endurance for a skinny person is to complete a marathon. This can only be surpassed by completing a triathlon, duathlon, or some other form of multi-sport foolishness endurance race. I have been told that at first, … Continue reading
1. Make Working Out a Priority
Being skinny takes commitment. You can’t take the easy way out even if it means braving 10 below weather or a monsoon. Skinny people have mystical powers which allows them to over come obstacles that daunt the overweight. An example of … Continue reading